Pilot Bios

Just a Bunch of Badasses serving Badasses.

Why we call ourselves Pilots as opposed to riders or drivers?
1. We don't drag you along, we usher you into the world.
2. We'll take your imaginations soaring.
3. We navigate turbulence with mastery.
4. Piloting our vehicles isn't something any one person can do.

Conilingus - Hit by rubber bullets, hit on by Hood Junkies, and hit by hail storms all while piloting our shitmobiles.

Rah - Massage Therapist, Painter, Bitchin' Babe. Occasionally dresses like a man.

Shitty-Bird - Rides a chopper, Gots hair on his chops and a chip on his shoulder.

Junky-Monk - Writes, Fights, Rides with Pharoah Eyes.

Lex - Comics, 'Zines, Music Scenes.

Matchbox - Don't Scratch Him or He'll set ablaze.

Corndog - Often seen doing handstand pushups. Jedi Much?

Organism - He's a Thing. He's a King. He's an "ism".

Mama-Dick - Thought he did, but Never liked Bosses.